Things(1989)
09/01/1989 (US)Horror1h 24m
3.8
"Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb..."
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An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Andrew Jordan
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Andrew Jordan
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Barry J. Gillis
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A review by Tourma
Written on March 5, 2025
## What.
Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable.
The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.
Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable.
The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.
